Me: Daddy, I’m DYING! I think… I think I NEED you! Oh my goodness! I don’t think I’ll survive if you don’t message me back IMMEDIATELY! Daddddddddy!”

Me: Daddy, I’m DYING! I think… I think I NEED you! Oh my goodness! I don’t think I’ll survive if you don’t message me back IMMEDIATELY! Daddddddddy!”
Daddy, about 15 minutes later: “Well, hi, baby girl! I doubt that you’re dying, but I’m back now. Silly little goose, haha.”
Me: “Sorry, Daddy. Can’t talk right now. I’m dead.”

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